WE HASSSSS BEEN PLAGIARISSSSSED BY THE ENEMY! THIEFS! STEALERS! ROBBERS! luciuspimpcaneWAR!!!!!111!!!!OMGUPDATE ON THE WAR: the war is over. I have been informed that the copycat community is open to non-pimp cane owners. Therefore we are L33T and they are sucks. LOLZ
I'm not sure what Lucius would have thought of me taking Mr Cane to church the day after the meet-up - safely boxed, of course.A man in the pew behind me said, "that's an intriguing parcel"."Don't ask," I replied...Incidentally, Mr Cane is not sure he entirely approves of Vipey. I think he felt that there was a most unMalfoyish lack of - particularity - in his liaisons the night they met.He is, however, most eager to meet Vipey again himself. (Perhaps here?)
Introduction to VipeyVipey is a Japanese Pimp Cane, serial number 498. He was snapped up by a travelling opportunist, who brought him to the UK, where he ended up on Ebay. After a battle-to-the-death auction, Vipey arrived at my house safe, sound and undeniably mine.( Introductory photos of VipeyCollapse )...Coming soon: Vipey joins the Phoenix family.